Reviews by Ivan the Terrible

The final battle is starting and now Negi and his students really have their hands full. Negi is still struggling with his ability to control dark magic and some of the girls are still struggling with their feelings. And someone shows up at the end I was not expecting to see, resulting in yet another mind-blowing cliffhanger for the series. Could it be that someone we thought was an ally is actually a villain after all? Say it isn't so!

This is another great whiz-bang volume with, as always, great art and exciting battles (with countless foes!) and that unmistakable Negima! humor. Volume 33 will be out soon, but not soon enough!

To most, Rob Zombie is the musician who fronted White Zombie during the '80s and '90s before going solo... and nothing more. Others will recognize his move into the cinema, helming such films as The Devil's Rejects, House of 1,000 Corpses and The Haunted World of El Superbeasto, the last one an animated feature.

However, he also wandered into the realm of comic books for a time, which is where the oddball Superbeasto made his first appearance.

Those Spook Show International issues can all be found in one convenient place for those who missed them (or who would simply like to see them again): Image Comics' trade paperback collection Rob Zombie Presents: The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (ISBN 978-1-58240-788-3; $19.99). And, just like the film that would eventually follow, this collection is absolutely not for everyone.

As writer (and narrator), Zombie brings his offbeat sense of humor into print, sarcastically (sometimes even sardonically) telling us what he thinks we should know, which is not always related to what actually unfolds before our eyes. The book presents a series of twisted, unbelievable stories with plots so jumbled even a master jigsaw puzzle solver would throw his hands in the air in defeat. But anyone who comes into a production involving El Superbeasto expecting a well-told story is very much missing the point.

The Superbeasto series is both a satire and a parody and targets everything in pop culture from very recent to very outdated, and the references fly so fast and so often that one has to be very, very knowledgeable of pop culture to possibly catch all of them. Many are hilarious, some are below the belt and just about all of them are wrong in so many ways. There are plenty who would find this book offensive just because of some of these take-no-prisoners gags, and this is before one takes into account the graphic violence, nudity, sexual situations and frequent profanity that grace its 288 pages.

The back cover warns: "Mature Readers Only!" And it isn't kidding. These comics are strictly for adults. Specifically, it's for those adults who like this sort of thing. It's for people who like goofy adventures filled with flying blood, crazy monsters, naked women and insane action. It's for people with sick senses of humor and odd taste. In other words: people like me.

This full-color graphic novel is divided into four major sections. The first section focuses specifically on El Superbeasto and his nutball adventures (including an early version of the story that would later find its way into animated form, complete with somewhat different renditions of Dr. Satan and Velvet Von Black), the second focuses on his hot eyepatch-wearing sister Suzi-X, the third on monster slayer Simon Deadmarsh (a fun character who was not lucky enough to make it into the film) and his team, and the fourth on presenting a gallery of cover art and other bonuses. Origin stories for El Superbeasto and Captain Frankenstein (a crimefighting ally of Beasto and Simon Deadmarsh) are included as well.

Several artists lend their talents to this collection, with Kieron Dwyer (whose work includes Batman and Daredevil) contributing to the largest number of stories, including the opening story featuring Dr. Satan. My personal favorite story, which comprises chapters seven through twelve of Beasto's section, is drawn by E.J. Su, whose style combines elements of Western and manga-style art in a very attractive way. (It's my understanding that Mr. Su left the business for the less-than-fulfilling industrial designer career. I have something to say to him: get back into the comic book industry! You liked it better, and we like your art! You're good at what you do; this is where you belong!) Suzi-X's adventures are drawn by Pat Boutin and Simon Deadmarsh's by Fabio Laguna (not the musician as far as I know, though I could be wrong). Laguna's art bears more of a resemblance to the art style seen in the animated film, making it feel familiar to those who have viewed it.

Zombie seems to enjoy poking fun at British culture, and just about every story has some element of this. Captain Frankenstein himself is the most obvious example, being an English rock star turned crimefighter. In one story, Suzi-X and her robot sidekick Marvin (who is noticeably not the horndog he is in the film) are surrounded by zombie Ringos sporting the classic mop-top hair, and their slang is so contagious that Marvin winds up speaking precisely like them for most of the story, which naturally drives Suzi-X insane. Another story depicts Suzi-X meeting up with Bobby Wolfgang and the Moloko Boys, who look and speak just like Alex DeLarge and the droogs ("Oh, my droogies, I've got a warm feeling down in me gulliwuts! This sweet young devotchka has got me yarbles all bunched up real horrowshow, right, right?"). Even Angus, the man-bat member of Simon Deadmarsh's team, speaks in a thick British accent.

What is likely to get the attention of most, however, is the amount of nudity and sex, which isn't quite enough to label this as a pornographic book (arguably), but may fall just shy of the mark depending on whom you ask. El Superbeasto is only too happy to dash into action and a daring escape only to turn right around and have a threesome with Ultra-Twins Mandy (the blue-haired one) and Candy (the purple-haired one), who spend nearly as much time providing us with nude scenes as Suzi-X. Simon Deadmarsh's daughter Cordelia also shows us what she's got, although in her case it's due to mind control (the reason for which is so absurd you have to see it for yourself). Anyone who has already seen (and enjoyed) the film won't be surprised by anything presented here, but those who still believe for some reason that comics are only for kids are in for quite a rude shock. As an example, I'll mention that Beasto's little threesome with Mandy and Candy really doesn't leave anything to the imagination.

The dialogue, in addition to its frequent use strong language, is notable for seldom being serious, and when the characters aren't busy contributing to the growing pile of cultural references, they're making insightful remarks at odd times or throwing out cheap insults or strange non-sequiturs. Another member of Simon Deadmarsh's team, Milo the Mighty Man of Rock, somehow manages to walk away with some of the best lines in the whole book ("I'm ready to kick this mug's ass just like my momma used to kick mine!" and "Reminds me of my momma's pea soup! I'll tell ya, that broad couldn't cook a pot of water!" being two particular favorites). Beasto himself bluntly speaks his mind in a hilarious manner, not comprehending how his honesty about favoring hedonism over saving the day could somehow hurt his superhero image ("As usual, the world crumbles as soon as I take a friggin' vacation!"). Zombie himself, however, dishes out some of the biggest laughs with how directly he acknowledges the sheer ludicrousness of it all, even going so far as to apologize for the childish words of a supposedly genius-level scientist who has just soiled his drawers.

It is worth mentioning that this book is referred to as "Volume One." This implies that there is or will be a Volume Two, but this does not look likely to materialize. This is probably the only book of El Superbeasto comics we'll ever get, and really, that's too bad. I know I wouldn't mind seeing a follow-up to this, especially if Zombie decided to get even more outrageous with it.

It's not for kids, it's not for prudes and it's not for those who take their funny books seriously. The Haunted World of El Superbeasto is violent, sexual comedic excess for readers who enjoy those comics that step out of the mold. If this doesn't sound like your sort of thing, stay as far away as possible for your own good. But if this is your kind of thing, you're going to love it.

....whoah. So now the secret is out. We know what the magical world really is, and we know what the non-human citizens really are. And we now know the unsolvable puzzle.

This series has come such a long way. I know I've said this before, but I have to say it again: I can't believe I ever once thought that I was never going to get into this. If I'd known the series was going to be this epic, I never would have doubted for a second. And now, here we are: on the verge of discovering what may become of Negi if the dark power within can't be tamed.

As always, the art and action are fantastic. I could never get bored reading a series like Negima! when there's so much to appreciate. In a way, though, there was something of a heaviness in me when I read this, because it feels like we passed the halfway mark somewhere back there. Since we now know many of the series' secrets and are aware of exactly what is happening and why, there can't really be too many more directions it can take us in... or can there?

I have to say that I'm still immensely curious about Zazi Rainyday. Of all the characters in the series, she's the one whose details are still the most buried, and considering what she appears to be capable of, I'd like to see her put to the test. Mainly, though, I want to find out what's up with her. Just who is she, where is she from and what are these abilities of hers? Inquiring minds want to know, Akamatsu-san!

I like how three of my favorites in Negi's class get some special time in the spotlight in this volume. Asuna is the obvious one since she's on the cover, though I can't spoil it for everyone. And Nodoka... wow, has she come far. The shy bookworm we met back in the early volumes has turned into an amazing young lady who is powerful, clever and resourceful and puts what she has learned to great use. I love how much she shines. And bringing Evangeline back in is always welcome, especially when done in that way Akamatsu-san does so well!

31 volumes. It's incredible. And we're still not done yet! I'm anxiously awaiting volume 32!

As a big fan of the Lunar games (especially the original Sega-CD versions), I find this book to be a little slice of heaven. Lots of gorgeous artwork and special production sketches not seen anywhere else make this a must-have for the Lunar enthusiast, even if said enthusiast only ever played one game. It is a Japanese book and thus is only available in Japanese, so bear this in mind when checking it out.

Question: how do you follow up on two action-packed novellas in which clairvoyant women solve strange cases and leave considerable destruction in their wake?

If you answered "why, you write a full-length novel for those two women and turn the dial on everything up to a ten!" then you are correct. And that's just what The Dirty Pair Strike Again is: the first full-length Dirty Pair novel, and the story that kicks it up a notch.

What Dirty Pair creator Haruka Takachiho did here was to take a seemingly simple premise and layer it so effectively that there was really no way to guess what directions in which the story would go. Right from the beginning, the story is intense and filled with action, but it's not a mindless string of fights and chases. There's a major plot here, slowly unraveled as the Pair, Kei and Yuri, unwittingly get themselves in way over their heads.

Before their chief even lets them out of the starting gate, the race is on as mysterious assassins in powerful battle suits attack the WWWA and attempt to wipe out our lovely heroines. But the Dirty Pair being the Dirty Pair, they just barely worm their way out of danger, if not without a few bruises. And, of course, their fight with their strange attackers causes more than enough damage for the chief (and other citizens of planet Lyonesse) to see them off on their mission to Chakra with nothing less than absolute fury.

Chakra, a remote mining planet, has a thin crust and an unstable economy, but its inhabitants get by... or rather, they did until an invisible beast started taking big bites out of things, including the populace. The fact a miner actually survived an encounter with this creature prompted the enigmatic mayor to request WWWA Trouble Consultants. But no sooner do Kei and Yuri arrive than they find themselves under attack. And, in their usual fashion, they make enemies everywhere they go.

Not surprisingly, Kei falls for the lone city's hunky sheriff, Jeff, and competes with Yuri for his attention, while their powerful pet Mugi watches their backs. Mugi is more than just an accessory in this story; without him, Kei and Yuri would be outmatched by their unseen foe. Of course, Mugi can't do all the work, so when she's not busy fawning over Jeff, Kei manages to work together with Yuri just enough to form a plan of action. Naturally, that plan requires changes as the pieces of the puzzle slowly start to come together.

The Pair's ESP abilities are put to very good use in this story. While they were a convenient way for the duo to solve their earlier cases, here they are allowed to do more. We are given interesting examples of what powered-up espers can actually do. What follows would not happen were it not for this gift, making it feel more inspired here than it did in previous adventures.

Unlike later incarnations of the Dirty Pair, this series consistently pits them against a powerful criminal organization called Lucifer, which again is revealed to have connections to a case of theirs. This time, however, Lucifer doesn't play the sort of role one might expect, and as Kei and Yuri come ever closer to uncovering the truth, they find, surprisingly, they have bigger fish to fry.

Takachiho weaves a good, solid web of a story, saving the really big surprises for the book's final pages and keeping readers guessing right up until the climactic battle. Illustrator Yoshikazu Yasuhiko provides a handful of well-drawn pictures that give us a chance to see the action a bit more clearly. And, of course, with the story being told from Kei's perspective, we're treated to more of that amusing conceit and reactionary thought that help make the Pair's stories so much fun to read.

The only minor gripe I have is with the proofreading of the English-language version, as a couple of formatting problems and a few punctuation errors managed to make it past the editor's radar. They are glaring enough to prove distracting, but small enough that one can see why they weren't caught. Still, the translation is good and the narration and dialogue well-handled, giving the book the readability it needs to be enjoyable.

The Dirty Pair Strikes Again is an intense, solid action story that should please any Dirty Pair fan. Hopefully Dark Horse will be able to bring more of Takachiho's works to the English-language market; I suspect we'd be missing quite a lot of good stuff otherwise.

Let me start off by saying that, on the whole, I like this movie. I didn't get any opportunity to see it until after I'd already read the first light novel (which the movie takes much of its story from), read the first manga volume and seen all of the first season (and most of the second) of the TV series. So I'm afraid my opinion of the movie was shaped just as much by these things as it was by the movie itself, and in some ways this doesn't really work in the movie's favor. I'll explain below.

Let's begin with the negatives. I read somewhere (I don't remember where, but it might have been LJ) that someone felt that the movie does a much better job telling the story than the TV series. I very strongly disagree with this. The advantage of the TV series was that it had a full season of episodes to tell the story and it was able to move at a comfortable pace, giving us explanations at a satisfactory rate and developing the characters smoothly and nicely. The movie is only 86 minutes. The filmmakers barely gave themselves time to even tell a story (come on; 86 minutes ISN'T that much time), and consequently the movie, especially the first half, feels enormously rushed. We're whisked right through the opening scenes, barely given a sufficient explanation for what was going on (even the manga did a better job of this, and the manga is inferior to both the light novel and the TV series) and hardly given the amount or depth of character development the TV series allowed. If I had seen the movie before the TV series and before having read the light novel or the manga, I would have been somewhat puzzled. The fast pace and hurried explanations wouldn't have allowed me the understanding that I got from the TV series or the light novel. Streaking right through the plot is not an effective way to tell a story.

Secondly, the filmmakers tried to cram too much in there, which resulted in there not being enough. Sound contradictory? It might not once I elucidate: we're given Yuji's story, Hirai's story, Kazumi's story, Shana's story, Friagne and Marian's story and a bit of Ike's and Margery's story (more on Margery below) and, again, that 86 minute mark proves too little to effectively accommodate them all. We get enough for Yuji and Hirai, and BARELY enough for Shana, but not for any of the others. We really don't even get enough time for Shana's growing attachment to Yuji to make much sense, and we wonder why she really starts to care about him at all. In the TV series it's obvious why, but here it really isn't. Kazumi's story is especially disappointing because, after such a promising start, her story is abandoned halfway through the movie, and we don't even see her again. It's left on a low note, with her essentially giving up what she wanted to do, and that's what we take with us. With this being the case, it would have been just as well to leave her out of the movie altogether (or greatly reduce her role, with no specific plot line focused on her), since in the end she contributes nothing significant to the story.

I also had a problem with Wilhelmina's gratuitous cameos. I know why they were done, but it was too glaring (I mean that in more than one sense, too, for every time she appeared on screen, she'd turn and glare at the camera). They should have limited her to ONE cameo, and they should have kept her from looking towards us. Such a far less self-conscious cameo would have been much more of a treat than what we got. When she appeared again, doing just as she did before, I actually rolled my eyes. If I roll my eyes during a movie, this is a bad sign.

Now then: Margery Daw. WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING HERE? Yeah, yeah, I get it; she's here for the same reason Wilhelmina is: giving the fans what they want. But you know, when giving the fans what they want is detrimental to the story, it's a bad idea. Now, I have nothing against Margery as a character; she's fun to watch in the TV series, and Marcosius is always good for a laugh, but in the movie she's barely given any real significance in the grand scheme of things, and no real development. She participates in every battle once she shows up, and her participation does no good at all. She is, in a nutshell, in the movie to be in the movie. Margery and Marco weren't even in the first light novel at all, and when they were placed in the movie, Margery essentially got one of Shana's actions from the book, then stuck around like the fifth wheel that she was for the rest of the time, and making a largely unceremonious exit at the end. Margery and Marco were an intrusion. THEY DO NOT BELONG HERE.

I have one other gripe I want to address, because this very nearly ruined the film's climax for me. Let me get to it by explaining something. Alastor, Flame of Heaven, is a King of Guze, and exists in this world by inhabiting the body of Shana, his contractor. He speaks through the pendant she wears around her neck. In the TV series we never actually see what Alastor looks like; the one time Shana mentions summoning him, he's summoned but we don't get to see him. That was effective because it upheld the mystery of his character. In the light novel, when he is summoned during the climax, he is never really described, and we are left to imagine his appearance for ourselves. This, too, is effective. In the movie, however, we see Alastor's true form. Without revealing what he looks like, let me just say I was sorely disappointed. I know what the filmmakers were attempting to do, but they didn't quite get there. Instead of seeing a form majestic and kingly, we see something that looks evil and, worse, rather uninspired. Since Alastor is, really, a force for good since he fights to maintain the world's balance, giving him an evil appearance is far from suitable, even if the intent was install a bit of irony. Irony isn't ALWAYS effective, folks. It sure wasn't here. The better thing to do would have been to use a different, more awe-inspiring design, or to have kept him obscured in the flames so that we never truly got a good look at him. When I saw the design they chose for him, I groaned. Yes, I groaned. I couldn't believe it. (Yeah, I know; how many movies have I made, right? Well, I bet I could make a pretty good movie if you could lend me some money; I only need about $49 million. I'll pay you back if the movie is a hit, and I'll credit you as a producer, too. What do you say?)

Now, after having said all of this, you may be wondering how I could have said I like this movie. Well, now that I got the negatives out of the way, let's get to the positives.

First, the movie wisely chooses to stick to the story of the first light novel, and during the second half of the movie especially, does a fairly good job retelling it. Like I said, Margery gets in the way, and Kazumi's story is abandoned, but the plot is not too drastically changed. It's rushed, yes, and the filmmakers should have allowed themselves an extra twenty minutes to flesh things out a bit more, but the story is at least intact. We do miss characters like Oga-chan and some of the other classmates (who appeared in the light novel), but since the movie left no room for them, it was a good idea to leave them out instead of trying to squeeze them ineffectively in like they did with Margery.

Friagne the Hunter is done a great service here. He gets just about the right amount of screen time, and his relationship with Marian is nicely demonstrated. He also is presented as being more powerful here than he was in the TV series (where he was something of a "little guy" compared to the series' main villains, Bal Masque), and he uses his Hougu with splendid results. They even put in a tiny scene at the very beginning of the film depicting Friagne using Trigger Happy to kill an unnamed Flame Haze, finally showing us just how dangerous he's supposed to be. He puts up one hell of a fight during the final battle (easily holding off both Shana and Margery), just as a good villain should, and when Marian sacrifices herself for him, his reaction is perfect. A well-handled villain makes all the difference in a story, no matter what its medium. And they got the villain right.

The animation is breathtaking. It stands above the TV series animation-wise, just as a movie should, and while it looks like it stole a few shots here and there during the first half directly from the first couple of episodes (a cost-cutting move, most likely), most of the familiar scenes were obviously reanimated, given more dynamic camera movement and greater fluidity. The fight scenes were especially well done and were very exciting to watch, and the CGI was very smoothly used alongside the characters to great effect. Visually, the movie doesn't disappoint.

A few little things were added that were actually not used in the TV series, which is a bit surprising. Before her storyline is abandoned, we see more of Kazumi's home life, including a group picture of her class. In a particularly nice touch, we see the photograph suddenly alter itself right around the time Shana takes over Hirai's existence, which was a great idea. Hirai's disappearance from this world is handled with slightly more dramatic flair than the TV series, not necessarily making it more effective, but making it different enough to be fresh and interesting. (I suspect the movie's flair for the dramatic is one reason why some people feel the movie does a better job telling the story than the TV series. However, superficial drama does not a better story make.)

Speaking of heightened drama, the music is different here than in the TV series, and a very beautiful song is performed when Hirai is about to vanish. This was a good move on the filmmakers' part, since Hirai, even after she is gone, is important to the story, and having such effective music for her final scene helps us feel the distress and frustration Yuji experiences. Another very beautiful tune is played at the end of the film as we see Shana and Yuji standing together, finally sharing a friendly, trusting moment with one another (an effect nearly mired by Margery zipping around overhead). The music, really, is one of the best things about the movie.

Overall, the movie is enjoyable (if more on its own merits than compared to other versions of Shana), and any anime fan would likely enjoy watching it. Due to its flaws, I award it a 7/10, but I still regard it as recommended viewing. I hope, if they ever choose to make a second film, they're more careful in their approach to storytelling.

The great thing about animation is that it can be used to depict just about anything. Whether the work is crafted using traditional hand-drawn art, computer-generated imagery, models or any combination thereof, the result is always something that just can't be captured with live action. Provided, of course, the filmmakers put any imagination into it.

There is certainly no lack of imagination in The Haunted World of El Superbeasto. There are no boundaries, either. The fact the film was directed by Rob Zombie (and adapted from his comics) should be enough of a warning, but if it isn't, just consider this: a close-up shot of a man's unwashed foot and his chipped, infected toenails is one of the less-disgusting images you're going to run across.

This film has been described as Spongebob for adults, or Ren & Stimpy meets and gets it on with the lovechild of Ralph Bakshi and Heavy Metal. Let me put it another way: it's not for kids.

In fact, this film isn't for most adults, either. The extreme gross-out humor, frequent nudity and in-your-face violence have many convinced this is purely a teen's movie. However, most teens are likely to miss the references to old cinema's horror flicks and yesteryear's pulps, as hard as it is to believe that a movie written by Zombie and rowdy comedian Tom Papa could have any subtlety. But then, anyone who knows anything about Zombie is aware of his love for the classics, and how cinema's horror greats have inspired not only his music, but his drawings, writings and videos as well.

The movie even opens with a parody of the warning that accompanied 1931's Frankenstein picture, in which an impeccably-dressed gentleman warns the audience that what they are about to see could shock them. Karloff's Frankenstein isn't likely to shock a modern audience, but by God, El Superbeasto just might.

So what exactly is this movie about? That's the real kicker. The story doesn't matter. The story is an excuse to show everything the movie shows. It's not about the story. It's about watching 77 minutes of what happens when filmmakers get gleefully carried away. But there is something resembling a plot: the nerdy evil scientist, Dr. Satan (voice of Paul Giamatti), wishes to have the ultimate power ("All the sudsie powers of HELL!"), and to get it, he needs to find a woman with a triple-six birthmark on her booty, marry her at a specific time, and... you're rolling your eyes already, aren't you?

It's not worth sweating the details. We don't really care if Dr. Satan succeeds or not. We just love hearing Giamatti go so overboard with his role, and oh, does he go overboard! But then, so does pretty much the rest of the cast, and if you listen carefully, you'll hear the voices of Cassandra Peterson, Laraine Newman, Dee Wallace and Clint Howard pop in. This movie is all about excess, and if excess is your thing, this is the perfect movie for you.

Basically, Dr. Satan's target is a foul-mouthed topless dancer named Velvet Von Black (Rosario Dawson), who also happens to be the target of the title character's boundless lust. Beasto (Papa), a luchador with bad taste and worse manners, just happens to witness Velvet's kidnapping by Dr. Satan's intelligent servant ape, Otto (Spongebob's Tom Kenny, who performs several other voices in the movie as well), and decides that saving her and getting a "reward" just barely wins out over devouring a plateful of hot wings. And this is long after the movie has already sunk to the low, low depths it will joyously sink to again and again.

Beasto is all brawn and no brains, and decides to enlist the help of his quick-witted, impossibly-stacked zombie-killing sister, Suzi X (Sherry Moon Zombie) and her perpetually horny robot Murray (Brian Posehn). Of course, Suzi and Murray already have their hands full, as they've abducted the animated head of Adolf Hitler and are on the run from the Nazi Zombies and their Commandant (Rob Paulsen using his hilarious Dr. Scratchensniff voice). Yes, it's every bit as ridiculous as it sounds, but if you're still reading this, you're likely going to be laughing too hard to care how absurd this so-called story is anyway.

Beasto stumbles his way through every situation with bravado and non-stop chatter, pausing only to yell at his agent over the phone or oggle the closest hottie he sees. He's all too happy to get into a scrap, and is clearly a student of the "shoot first and ask questions later" school of thought, though his sister seems to be no better in that regard, in spite of her greater success at gathering information. He's strong enough to take out a foe five times his size, and he's already a pretty big boy himself. He's also not afraid of using whatever is handy for a weapon, even if it happens to be a new acquaintance whose most prominent characteristic is an over-sized scrotum, which holds a pair of solid metal testicles. And when a girl he's getting freaky with falls under the influence of the full moon and morphs into a five-headed monster, the ceiling fan becomes his best friend, and the result is a torrent of blood sufficient to cover the camera (though Beasto at least has the decency to walk over and wipe the lens off a moment later). Pretty much the one thing Beasto truly fears is his Uncle Carl (Jess Harnell), who farts rats. Don't ask.

On top of all of this insanity is a series of songs to accompany the, er, action. The songs, which more-or-less tell the story as it's happening, were composed and performed by Chris Hardwick and Mike Phirman, a duo known as Hard 'n Phirm (get it?). These increasingly goofy tunes tell us the details of Dr. Satan's rise to demonhood, and tell us it's okay to stimulate ourselves while watching cartoon women fight each other, since "the Japanese do it all the time." Even the Nazi Zombies are given their own theme music, which sounds like what the Beatles might have composed if they'd taken even stronger drugs.

Obviously, this sort of movie isn't going to win any awards (unless it's the Way Too Over The Top award, which it would win in a heartbeat), but no matter. It's a fun escape into sheer madness that anyone with a love for this kind of humor will get a big kick out of. And if it becomes too much for you, well, as the impeccably-dressed gentleman said, we warned you.

The second Junk Force audio drama collection is every bit as fun as the first. The same cast returns for a second set of stories, including "Fun Park Jealousy," which, when its two parts are counted together, is the single longest story on the two volumes. It is a variation on a story that was presented in both the manga and the second light novel and thus is familiar and still new, as we finally have voices to go with the characters. (We also learn from this that Louis' name is actually pronounced "Louie." I'd been pronouncing it as it was spelled.)

I love the Junk Force series, and I wish the apparently-planned anime series had happened. The characters are appealing, the stories are a lot of fun, and this audio series brings them to life in ways the books simply can't. Probably what really stopped it from getting bigger than it was was insufficient marketing and, at least in the case of the light novels, rushed production. A series like this has a world of potential, and its full potential was never really realized.

While it's only in Japanese and not in English, this CD is a treat to listen to; its production values are high and its cast stellar. Junk Force fans will get a kick out of this. Listening to it with your eyes closed gives you a chance to experience what it might be like to have a Junk Force anime.

It's out of print now, but if you look around, you should be able to secure yourself a copy. If you like Junk Force even half as much as I do, the effort will be well worth it.

In addition to the light novels and manga, the Junk Force series also boasts two audio drama CDs, with professional voice actors filling the shoes of our heroines and hero. This first volume features four stories and two special dialogue tracks, with "Scavenger" and "Crater City" being among the stories told.

This collection features audio drama versions of stories presented in both the manga and the first light novel, and if I may venture a guess, I think this was meant to be the forerunner to an anime adaptation that sadly never came to fruition. (Seiyu heavyweight Nana Mizuki plays Liza and Yū Asakawa plays Wooty if this tells you anything.) There isn't a theme song, but there is atmospheric music, including a nice little tune that plays whenever Liza reads off the episode number and title.

The voice acting is solid and the CD as a whole is a lot of fun to listen to; it brings the series to life in a whole new way. I really think this series would have flown higher if it HAD received the anime treatment. Hopefully this could still happen, but I won't hold my breath.

In any case, this is a great addition to the Junk Force fan's collection, even if you don't speak Japanese.

The third Junk Force novel (and the final one to be translated into English) presents us with five mini-stories detailing the ongoing adventures of Liza, Louis, Wooty, Mill and Mamet in their hostile, post-apocalyptic world.

While Hideki Kakinuma does a marginally better job in the narration department, his writing is still largely that of a scriptwriter, so at times the book can be a little awkward to trudge through. However, Dr. Master's editing team presents a noticeably improved effort, with far fewer errors and formatting problems than the previous two entries, earning this volume an extra half-star from me.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: it truly is a shame novels 4 and 5 weren't translated; Junk Force is a very fun series with good concepts and stories and with the right marketing it could have been much bigger than what it was. I hope another English-language publisher might one day give the series a chance, though that certainly looks unlikely.

I really think this would work well as an anime series, and I get the feeling from the novels' episodic nature that Kakinuma was trying to get it going as an eventual anime series, and just wasn't able to gain quite enough momentum. He did manage to get two audio drama CDs out of it, so at least the characters eventually gained voices, but that's as far as the series ultimately got. Shame, too, as the top-quality illustrations look like something straight out of a fully animated cartoon; they add a lot to the books.

The book ends with a bang as the final story, "On The Road Again," has quite a lot of tension and action and feels almost like a season finale. On the whole, it makes a better read than the other two Junk Force novels, though it never quite approaches the quality level of the manga. Still, the improvements here encourage me to believe that the fourth and fifth novels, had they been translated, would have continued this trend in improvement. Alas, we'll never know.

Junk Force fans should check this out. The series had enormous potential and only barely scratched the surface of what it could have been, but what we got is worth having.